LEO
Find a way to shine your light on someone who needs it.
VIRGO
Be careful not to overheat.
LIBRA
Embrace the change.
SCORPIO
Throw out all your calculations.
SAGITTARIUS
Your obsequious flirting undermines your sincerity.
CAPRICORN
You owe someone an apology.
AQUARIUS
Find a way out of your head.
PISCES
Don’t waste your time feeling guilty.
ARIES
Your polished demeanor can make you unsympathetic.
TAURUS
Challenge your assumptions.
GEMINI
For you, anticipation is the worst part.
CANCER
Time to regroup.
So everyone has a big boner over the new LCD Soundsystem album This is Happening, but my dick’s only half hard. 
This is Happening passes as a decent dance party but definitely not a club-banger, and perhaps a little unworthy of all the hyperbolic praise. If you like New Order or Hot Chip, you’ll probably like this too.