Leo
As promised, August is a vast improvement over July for Leos. Already well-liked, Lions’ magnetism and charisma soars this month. Established relationships experience romance. Unattached Leos enjoy an end of summer fling. However, don’t expect anything permanent to come from the dalliance. That influx of wealth you were counting on, don’t bet on it. The stars show positive financial momentum for Leos, but not a windfall.
Virgo
For a full 21 days of August Virgos enjoy supercharged magnetism. Folks will find you ultra enjoyable and appealing. Soak up all the adoration and you will absolutely glow. Virgos do not get a pass on the bad communication mojo floating around the astrological wheel this month. Don’t make any big decisions on critical concerns. Co-workers keep secrets this month and their non-disclosures cause drama and confusion. Virgos ask a lot of unanswered questions and find the lack of incoming information maddening. Best to keep your mouth shut and ears open at work.
Libra
Rely on Libran intuition to navigate August. Interpersonal landmines dapple the landscape causing the typically gentle Libra to be perceived as downright offensive. Watch your mouth and ass this month. No one will give you the benefit of the doubt. When out with friends or at work, the atmosphere is ripe for misunderstanding. Communicate clearly and succinctly. Double check anything important. Enjoy a love fest around the 5th, whether single or attached.
Scorpio
Direct your energy toward family and the domestic sphere this month Scorpio. Use that laser-accurate intuition to navigate challenging relationships. Don’t doubt that feeling in your gut. It is right on. You’ll be in the mood to fill that already brimming brain with more knowledge. Seek out reliable sources for independent learning. You’ve collected an amazing group of friends and this month they lend support in unexpected ways. Let them know how much they mean to you. Work will pretty much suck until the third week of August.
Sagittarius
Stay home this month Sags. Travel plans are plagued with delays and cancellations. Give important documents a second look and pay extra attention to minutia. The Devil is in the details. There is a strong likelihood you’ll be called for jury duty. August proves promising professionally with advancements and a bonus on the horizon. Keep a moderate attitude in relationships and refrain from digging your heels in during petty fights.
Capricorn
Caps miss important long distance communication due to careless oversight. Thoroughly inspect your inbox for overlooked emails. Congratulations to those with scholastic pursuits. You will receive positive responses from scholarship applications. Caps struggle with relationships and yearn for authentic connection. August remains inconsistent in this area with satisfying highs and depressing lows. Expect a few major blowups in August, particularly on the 10th and 25th. Hold off on big financial decisions until next month.
Aquarius
Miscommunication dominates August for Aquarius. Much of this month will be spent cleaning up confusing messes in relationships, finances, and work. Thank Mercury in retrograde for this stressful stretch. Reduce the potential negativity by mindfully reviewing statements and settling debts in advance of their due date. Professionally, important conversations need to take place before the 10th or after the 25th to avoid temperamental flare-ups.
Pisces
Retrograde Mercury in Virgo curses Pisces through the majority of August. Fuck-ups abound, especially interpersonally where crossed wires cause heartache. This chaos seeps into love and work, leaving you frustrated at every turn. Delegate responsibility where possible and try to get the hell out of dodge – if not physically, mentally with a little introspection, meditation, or prayer. Things improve after the third week with love. This is the time for unattached Pisces to werk the flirt.
Aries 
The first week of August brings the gift of fun with friends as Neptune enters the scene. Unfortch, Aries too will suffer with this Mercury in retrograde situation. Additionally, other planetary shifts harbor family hostility. Let’s face it, getting bitched at by the fam ain’t ever fun. Organization and thoughtful planning prevents future hassles to the extent possible. Cloudy communication causes distress from every angle; even the hobbies you love will cause more agitation than relaxation until things lighten up in the last five days of the month.
Taurus
Bulls have it easier this month than the rest of the signs of the Zodiac. Light and positivity shine on Taurus as long as you edit aggressive verbal expression. That sharp tongue acts as your strongest weapon and greatest weakness. Fun times with the offspring fill August with genuine joy. Take pleasure in non-competitive family activities. Neptune strengthens Taurus professionally during the first week. Get ready for recognition and financial rewards. Enjoy this August Taurus; you definitely deserve it.
Gemini
Overall, August looks cautiously positive for Geminis. Not usually one for planning, this month you map out a future course of action for achieving accomplishments this autumn. A change of scene provides a fresh perspective. Seek out a beautiful place for a respite. Geminis aren’t so much mean as they are careless with their words. Consider phrasing and select statements with forethought, especially in dealings with family members. August may bring the temptation to awaken a comatose relationship. Giving this relationship another go isn’t advised. The outcome will not be as you hoped. That side gig you hope might bring in extra cash? Don’t bet on it. Focus professional energy on your primary source of income.
Cancer
Cancers should maintain complete control over finances this month. Crabs may be tempted to delegate money matters to others, but that choice will result in wallet ruin. Double check important dates and meetings and stay organized. This month Cancers experience delays, unexpected obstacles, and mishaps. Work ahead and clear the docket, so when an unplanned challenge arises you have the time and resources to address it. Look forward to an energy surge the first week. Leverage it to complete unfinished tasks and gain a real sense of accomplishment.
Happy Birthday Crabs! A Cardinal sign, the Cancerian energy flows like the ocean tides in one clear direction – usually towards home. Guardians of the Moon, introverted and feminine Cancers are the heart of the family. Running things in July, increased responsibility burdens relationships. Continue the theme of constructive stress relief. Reduce the overall load by relying on trustworthy confidants. Heightened emotional attunement results in prosperous partnerships and business ventures. Leash spending and enjoy a thick wallet.
Virgos have avoided making tough and permanent decisions about some major unresolved issues. Conflicts with finances, offspring, amici, and colleagues require legitimate action this time around. Now is the time to take up the rug and sweep up all that dust and dirt. Busy worktimes require organization and strategy. Domestically, trips keep the temperature warm and the mood romantic. Couples teetering on the brink? July’s the time to let go for good.
Sags are looking good right now; take advantage of your heightened appeal and enjoy a day or two off the usual grind. Reunions make for unexpected sparks with random acquaintances. Have fun with the nostalgia, but don’t get too serious. Focus some attention on gathering intel socially and professionally. Knowledge is power. Financially, Sags can expect more steady drip than flowing stream. Manage accordingly.
May I congratulate you on the steps you’ve taken to make things right? Effort duly noted. Relationships aren’t ever easy for Caps, but after the New Moon positive change arrives. Professional disappointments discourage and frustrate Caps in July. A temper tantrum won’t help. Keep work and home separate or suffer interpersonal misery. No big shopping sprees in July for you. Schedule important biznass sometime between the 8th-11th.
Reasonably financially prudent, Pisces swim in unfamiliar water this month when you run into some unexpected money issues (which are totally your fault). Rather than waste time stressing funds, devote time to DIY home improvement and gardening. Midmonth, friends lighten the mood, and Pisces always get invited to the party. However, romantic strings tangle in July and have you hunting for the scissors. In contrast, work looks really fantastic, so enjoy the sun where it shines.
“Got a secret. Can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it, in your pocket. Taking this one to the grave. If I show you then I know you. Won’t tell what I said. Cause two can keep a secret. If one of them is dead…” The Pierces Secret song is your theme this month. You got your lion paws on some intel which suggests an opportunity. How will you play it? Always popular with the opposite sex, June connects Leos with an insightful comrade who guides you towards an epiphany concerning your life’s work.
Feelings of anxiety surface due to unpredictable relationship and career news. Don’t freak; everything will go according to design. Make stress relief a priority, keep up with yoga, meditate, and take unpressured strolls. In-laws suck up some attention in June. Expect a flurry of extra emails, texts and errands that will vampire your already taxed time. One area of concern you can set aside? Finances. Libras enjoy a gilded June. Save more than you spend.
May looks mad hectic with both fun and obligations Gemini. To survive all the demands, make sleep a priority. When tired and hungry you are down right bitchy, so take care of yourself or others will find you utterly intolerable. Be mindful of your belongings while traveling, and try to make it a relaxing trip.
May presents challenges for Virgos. Someone you trust is trying to manipulate and mislead you surrounding a new opportunity. The moral and ethical strength of the Virgo makes them vulnerable to over-trusting. A good rule for you – assume everyone will try to fuck you over and operate from that place. Trust, but verify. Don’t let anyone pressure you when making financial decisions in May. Changes in the home front make for even greater community involvement and neighborly introductions.
Financially Libras benefit in May, particularly mid-month when previous industriousness pays off. Beyond money, May presents a few obstacles. Without a doubt, avoid travel or legal dealings in the third and fourth weeks. Libras prefer everyone to be happy, and you’ve sacrificed quite a bit lately to make that happen. A treat is coming your way to make up for all your compromise.
The words positivity and Scorpio don’t always go together, but this May Scorpios shine. Scorpios can be self-indulgent in some ways, but down right restrictive in others. Up the ante this month by investing in yourself; the dress, the trip, a new haircut, teeth whitening, find the spark that will take you from an 8 to 10. Planetary alignment turns up the Scorpio charm and dulls Scorpio’s pricklier traits. This month you’ll be unusually upbeat and glowy which of course bodes well for romance and work. All those interpersonal quirks that hold you back vanish this month. Take advantage.
Happy Birthday Fiery Bitches! In astrological terms, Aries comes first, and that’s just the way you like it. Super fun, superfly, and irrepressible, Aries are en fuego. Even though the last few years have been a struggle, Aries maintains momentum. Perhaps professionally things haven’t progressed ideally. All that will change this year if you take the time to cultivate balance. Aries feels super-charged this April. Rein the energy in or suffer the consequences – stupid embarrassing ones too – public stumbles, idiotic fender benders, and pride-wounding chokes. Get plenty of sleep, take care with relationships, and for fuck’s sake, think before you speak.
Typically Taurus has it all together, but this month you’ll feel pulled in a million directions. The way you cope with all this hectic energy will dictate whether things getter better or escalate. Taurus vent frustration and anxiety on loved ones. Needling the significant other won’t ease stress, and tussling with the in-laws will only make things worse. Channel that negative energy towards a more constructive activity – like an Easter egg hunt! Keep an eye on finances and stick with your budget in April.
Here’s the bad news for tax season, April is not a good month for Gemini and numbers. Strongly consider hiring a professional or get someone to double check any fiscal matters. Friendships get tested when heads butt. You may have to agree to disagree this time. April skews romantic mojo, so now’s not the time to trust your instincts. Have a friend cosign before moving forward, especially after three or more cocktails.
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