Saj’s mom Sarita flew into to town to help her recover from her split from Chanel. Her highly amusing and enjoyable mother stated the obvious, that Saj and Chanel moved way too fast way too soon. After a few days of maternal grounding, Saj literally wept at the thought of her mom’s return home.
Kacy met up with her friend Drea. Drea and her wife conceived twins through insemination, and Kacy wanted to pump her for information on the process. Once Drea admitted the two went through seven rounds of insemination over a year before they achieved a successful pregnancy, Kacy could barely contain her disbelief.
Later, Cori and Kacy tallied the cost of continuing the procedures over the next year. After adding up all the different expenses, the two realized they were looking at $3,000 a month or roughly half their monthly take-home income. Upon this realization, Cori wanted to start looking for a flesh and blood man to cooperate in the baby-making. Kacy was clearly threatened by the thought of an actual dick entering the scene. When she slightly raised her voice incredulous at the notion, oversensitive Cori reverted to little girl mode and whined for her to stop yelling before she broke down and fled to the other room to cry.
Well aware of their obvious incompatibility, Romi’s been itching for an excuse to dump Kelsey all season. She unreasonably demanded that Kelsey completely cease drinking and join her in her sobriety. When Kelsey admitted she had a glass of wine while with her sister the night before, Romi seized on the confession to create a relationship-ending dispute.
These bitches obviously don’t understand the virtues of a clean break. Romi hovered around while Kelsey packed her belongings. Romi then drove her ex to a mutual friend’s house to crash. Romi even went so far as to offer to provide groceries to the host on Kelsey’s behalf.
Whitney invited Kacy and Cori over to gift them with the inseminator. Romi, fresh from the weave shop, also joined the phallic festivities. When presented with the aqua dong (editorial note: impressive girth Caes), both the babymakers appeared genuinely touched by the gesture, summing up their feelings by saying, “there was never a more thoughtful dildo given.”When the gathering wound down, Romi pretended to leave, but as soon as she exited Whitney was all over her phone texting. Whitney had that familiar poon-bandit look in her eye, and it was obvious she was orchestrating a rendezvous. In the least surprising rebound ever, Romi snuck in the door and right back into Whitney’s familiar bed.