An Italian Wedding is Formaggio.
Neither of these fools are Italian, so besides their deep appreciation for pasta, what is the point of dragging everyone to Florence via Paris to wed at the Florentine equivalent of Fort Knox, the Forte di Belvedere o di San Giorgio Firenze? It’s just so cliché, basta. And the study-abroad capital Florence ain’t all that. There are far more interesting places than fucking snoozy-ass Florence.
Recent Kim Kardashian quote on racism:
To be honest, before I had North, I never really gave racism or discrimination a lot of thought. It is obviously a topic that Kanye is passionate about, but I guess it was easier for me to believe that it was someone else’s battle.
Classic Kanye West quote on racism:
George Bush doesn’t care about black people.
Once a bold and critical voice in the race relations discourse, Kanye has become his own worst hypocritical self-penned stereotype by wedding a super privileged white girl who will never understand the painful experience of surviving as a minority. In this one matrimonial gesture, Kanye can kiss his credibility in this conversation good-bye. She will never understand what it means to be black and he will always resent her for it. Sadly, North will pay the price of their relationship’s racial ambivalence.
Kardashian Bridal Fatigue
We just witnessed Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries less than 3 years ago in a huge televised event. Then we had to endure the inevitable unraveling of their showmance. With the Vogue cover, we’ve already seen the 2014 version of the bride and groom. I’m not excited about her dress. I’m not excited about his dress. I’m not invested. We’ve walked this flower petaled aisle with you before Kim Kardashian and it always dead-ends at the alter. Now the Kourtney and Scott wedding, that I would watch.