On at least three or four occasions during the last couple months I’ve been pleasantly enjoying my dinner when one of my dining companions spoils my meal by blowing her nose at the table. As far as table manner offenses go, blowing a huge snot wad at the table ranks right up there with picking your teeth with your fingernail. Fucking gross yo. If your nose is running, go catch it in the bathroom. Don’t ruin my delicious Pad Ped with your disgusting mucus flood. Don’t top off an already revolting gesture by throwing what was once your napkin, but now your hankie, on your worked-over plate. Seriously, a snotty dinner ain’t cute, so think before you blow your schnoz at the table. Bon Appétit.
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