Think waaay back to season one of The Real Housewives of New York City. There’s a moment when Alex, Simon, and Bethenny are standing around gossiping about Ramona’s reaction to Alex adding her husband Simon to “girl’s night.” Alex defends Simon’s attendance at the dinner and makes some stupid remark about discussing vibrators in mixed company. To paraphrase, “What’s the problem? Just plug it in.” In a subsequent interview segment Bethenny shrieks nasally, “Plug?! Plug?! Like what era are you in?!”What I’ve learned about vibrators as of late applies equally to power tools of any kind. A cordless will work in a pinch or when convenience necessitates, but if you want the type of power that completes the job professionally with efficient ease then plug into the grid. Plug-in vibrators never tire, rarely overheat, and don’t require constant battery replacement. Plus, many innocently double as damn good massagers for sore muscles.
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