Despite the fact I possess a doctorate degree, why is it physically impossible for me to empty a shredder without getting shreddings EVERYWHERE? Every single time. Have you ever farted in your car, exited the car, and come back several hours later to find the fart is still waiting for you?I’m living for old reruns of the RHNY right now. Those early days were truly the glory years of the franchise – when the most calculated move was renting a yellow Ferrari for summer in the Hamptons. Sometimes when my trash smells rank but the bag isn’t full, I put it on the porch and freeze it overnight. When I bring it back in, it doesn’t smell anymore.