Tag Archives: Spring

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POLLENI hate spring because intoxicating clouds of allergens trigger such an overwhelming immune response I feel exhausted all day.  I only nap in the spring.NAP

I hate spring because I never know what to wear.  It’s too early for bare legs and skirts.  Jeans and boots feel too heavy.  I’m too hot.  I’m too cold.  The erratic weather means it’s warm enough for tank tops one day and cold enough for sweaters the next.  Nothing looks or feels quite right.

OLSENS OUTFITSI hate spring because folks get yearning loins and make bad sex decisions.  Don’t get mad at me because you did something grimy.TINDER

I hate spring because Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are fucking gross.CADBURY PEEPSI hate spring because it highlights my need to shed a chunk of winter weight.  CHUBBY BABY

 

The Current Rotation: Is it Spring Yet?

GLENN MILLER SERENADEMoonlight Serenade ◊ Glenn MillerLINDA PERHACSChimacum Rain ◊ Linda PerhacsANE BRUN TRUE COLORSTrue Colors ◊ Ane BrunBECK SEA CHANGELost Cause ◊ BeckVAMPIRE WEEKEND IM GOING DOWNI’m Going Down ◊ Vampire Weekend

 

SUNNY SUNDAY

Sunday with Spring