How exciting is this whole Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes split? Is it just a coincidence the marriage lasted right around 5 years just like the rumored contract? Let’s hope with the end of this marriage comes the end of Katie’s blank-ass expression, mediocre clothing line, and non-acting career. She used to be so adorable and ripe with potential and talent. Rumored reasons for the split? Tom sending Suri to Sea Org?! Surveillance assigned to Tom’s adopted daughter Isabella?! Isolation insisted upon by the Church of Scientology? Some juicy morsels are bound to surface from the swirl of this sure-to-be messy separation. In the meantime, we’ll just count the days until Suri’s tell-all. You know Travolta has got to be relieved to have the Church leaders distracted with this new wave of bad press and defection.Did you catch the premiere of season 2 of Episodes this week? I watched season 1 of this weird little series last year and was hesitant to recommend it to you because the pace is a bit glacial in the beginning. I wasn’t a Friends fan, so I’m not recommending the Matt LaBlanc show out of some sort of misplaced loyalty. The supporting players are the true highlight – particularly Daisy Haggard, who basically makes me shit my pants every time she appears on screen. Episodes is worth a watch, especially when conveniently paired with….
Lisa Kudrow’s Web Therapy. I still drag The Comeback out every so often and burn through that underrated gem. Web Therapy scratches a similar itch. The premiere boasts appearances from players like Rosie O’Donnell, Meryl Streep, and returning cast member Alan Cumming. Most of the show is improvised by skilled comics, but even among the best in the biz, Kudrow anchors the comedy with the genius affectations of therapist Fiona Wallice.
And please schedule your DVR to record The Real L Word season 3 premiere July 12th because that hot mess of lesbian drama is an annual tradition here at DC.