At the end of last year, a federal employee with the social security administration was formally reprimanded in a five page letter for excessive workplace flatulence.
Only a third of us produce methane-tinged toots. Some research suggests it could be indicative of an imbalance. Others believe it’s a genetic quirk. I suspect methane production proves one’s darksidedness. The bloodstream picks up gas created in the intestines and carries it to the lungs where it is released in your hot breath.
The more sulfurish your diet, the stankier your butt breeze. Meat and eggs, we are looking at you.
The change in atmospheric pressure experienced when flying causes intestinal bloating and a scientifically-proven need to rip ass – co-passengers be damned.