By now you’ve heard that Jen and Justin got engaged. Why does their whole relationship smack of desperation? Justin’s desperate to elevate himself to A-list relevancy and wealth. Jen’s desperate to officially lock down a man before the tabloids permanently assign her the role of the heartbroken, left-behind spinster. Can we expect a Mexican wedding? Aniston loves her some Mexico. Though some say the couple has already scouted locations in Greece. Do we trust him? Fuck No. We want pre-nup. As an occasional watcher of Basketball Wives, I sadly wasn’t at all surprised to catch word that Chad allegedly head-butted Evelyn after she confronted him over a receipt for condoms. He was arrested and charged, and has since been released from his contract by the Miami Dolphins. Evelyn suffered a gash on her forehead and has apparently moved out of the couple’s home. The two got married about 5 weeks ago. Real messy ya’ll.
Finally, True Blood officially sucks now, right? Just checking.