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Demeter Clarc Manners Moment: shoot the messenger

There is a scene in Unzipped where one of Mizrahi’s minions tentatively approaches him with the latest issue of WWD featuring Gaultier’s collection based on a similar Nanook of the North theme.  Isaac reacts to the catastrophe by venting his frustration on the meek messenger.  “Don’t show these things to me I’ve not been looking at it.  Just don’t show it to me.  You showed it to me.  It’s like you took some evil pleasure in it.”

Mizrahi articulated with flare what most of us scream inside when someone takes the liberty of farting on our day by passing along a hateful criticism traded behind our back.  Best to never repeat something that will hurt someone’s feelings.  The person on the receiving end won’t forget the sting of the news or where it originated.  As a general rule, don’t ever start a sentence with, “Girl you know what she said about you?”On the flipside, don’t talk shit unless you are prepared to say it to the person’s face because TRUST no one will listen to the advice above.  At the first opportunity, the tattler will tattle with delight.

 

Sunday with Dovima

Terry Richardson: Pervy Fashion Favorite

SEPTEMBER ISSUED

It took me a while to see September Issue because of its limited wide screen release.  Finally, it has come to DVD.  I know a thing or two about Anna Wintour having read Jerry Oppenheimer’s biography and the Devil Wears Prada (well before its big screen adaptation I might add).  I follow her in the news, like when she gets a pie in the face from PETA or when the Milanese protest her travel schedule.

I am about to say something shocking– so brace yourself.

Anna Wintour has shitty style.

Yes, that’s right, I said it.  Go ahead and step to me.  She lacks vision.  Grace Coddington is an undisputed genius, and Vogue’s saving grace.  However in the movie you’ll see that Anna impedes Grace more than she supports her.

When Anna gives interviews and the topic inevitably turns to her icy reputation, she usually blames the perception on her “decisiveness.”  She makes decisions, yes, but are they good decisions?  Or in a world full of wishy-washy fashion types is she the only one that can drop the axe?  Or maybe those rumors about her and Newhouse have some truth?

If you are still skeptical, let me ask you this, when is the last time you read Vogue and actually enjoyed it?  I don’t mean flipping through it and looking at the fashion spreads, I mean read it.  Vogue lacks relevant or interesting written content.  Even the fashion commentary sucks.  Show me the luxury, the risk, the heart, the struggle!  Vogue reminds me of a really hot guy that just lays there limp while you fuck him.

Wintour largely surrounds herself with sycophants to Vogue’s detriment (paging André), but I enjoyed September Issue nonetheless.  After your September Issue moment, if you are really in the mood for an excellent fashion film, I recommend Unzipped.  After fifteen years, it still holds up.