…After 6 weeks of dating (including sleepovers), he still hasn’t taken down his OkCupid profile. …He actually accepts the money you offer him for a lunch he begged you for even though he makes 3x your annual salary. …He tells you he likes you; that he’s starting to get attached; that this could get serious; and then informs you he’s planning a month-long trip to Europe with his ex’s best friend.
…He’s 30 years older than you. YOU’RE DELUSIONAL OLD MAN.